March 2012
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“Is it in North Dakota???”
– My dad asking about rack city (via tim-gunn)
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sshame replied to your post: sshame replied to your post: wearing purple…
im going to kill a puppy in your honor
shh just believe
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sshame replied to your post: wearing purple tomorrow bc its my boyf’s birthday
why purple
bc its justin bieber’s birthday and purple is favorite colorskjgdhjk im actually a 12 year old girl its completely ok
wearing purple tomorrow bc its my boyf’s birthday
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pacificbrocean replied to your post: justin bieber is legal in an hour and a half
baby is growing up… :(
:((((((((((((((((
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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clevercharlatans:
screams i would just love to date ryan cause idk he seems like the guy that would do just really stupid quirky things and youd love him for it you know
i hide food from my brother all the time bc he has a bottomless pit for a stomach and eats everything
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Anyone: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
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MAYDAY PARADE SETLIST
pupfresh:
Check out Mayday Parade’s setlist from The End Of The World Tour below.
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aw grease is on
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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spacegroceries:
why don’t you ever see mathematicians at the beach
because they just divide sine and cosine to get tan
i need to find someone to like
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i was just like oh wow this girl hasnt been on my dash in a while what happened and i went to her blog and realized i unfollowed her ejesukjdfr
zanessa needs to get back together damn it
croline:
Can I just have like 1 follower that’s really all I need
follow caroline or ur fat
i feel like the perks of being a wallflower movie is just gonna ruin the book for me
also kathleen are u finished with my copy yET???
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princessalexandraa replied to your post: ok im awful at math can someone help me omg “For…
we did those in CLASS IF YOU SHOWED UP
actually a college math major did them for like 5 hours ago so who needs SCHOOL
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id rather have a guy thats at least like 6 or 7 years older than me ugh fucking teenage boys at my school are so annoying and obnoxious and they think theyre funny and i just want to hit them all for being so god damn obnoxious and ugly
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